| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to d... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car... more
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