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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more
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| What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all strai... more
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| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!Have you tried... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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