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Category:Cat jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I cant believe what Im seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!" The man replied "Nah lady this cats not clever at all Im beating it 6 games to 1"

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