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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck,... more
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| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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