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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldnt put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

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