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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
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