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| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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