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| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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