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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. It was embarrassing - The bartender was almost crushed to death.
 


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