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| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets Ive got.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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