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| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more
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