Viewing Joke:

Category:Aviation jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:188
 
Joke:An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready."All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards."
 


More Aviation Jokes:

1.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more

2.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the vo... more

3.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would alwa... more

4.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the... more

5.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find... more

6.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more

7.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more

8.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an annou... more

9.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Tower: Whats your heigth and position?Pilot: Well, Im 6 foot tall and Im sitting front left.... more

10.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more