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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"Pilot: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
 


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