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Jokes Date: February 3, 2020

Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

COVID-19 quarantine

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

Elon Musk discovery

Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America

Coronavirus meme

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell

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