Date: February 3, 2020
Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up
I have 5000 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like none of them...
The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.
Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.
COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500
Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.