Date: February 3, 2020
Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."
Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America
Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell