Date: February 3, 2020
Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up
News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Can I ask you a question? You just did.
A long joke: