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Jokes Date: February 3, 2020

Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up

I have 5000 FB friends

I have 5000 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like none of them...

Boris Johnson circus talent

The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.

Love yourself. But, not in public

Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.

COVID-19 2020 joke

COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500

Wine doesn't have many vitamins

Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.

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