Date: February 6, 2020
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend
What's the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.
How do you make Kim Jong-un laugh? Tickle his armpits!
I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.
COVID-19 isolation statistics: confirmed cases: 0, deaths: 0, divorces: 1000.