Date: February 6, 2020
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend
Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent
My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! This is your captain speaking. I have good news: today I am operating the plane safely from home. The bad news is that we have no approved landings due to the global pandemic and we are out of fuel.
We have found another solution to stay at home. Bull running.