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Jokes Date: February 6, 2020

This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend

COVID-19 isolation

What's the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday

COVID-19 test

Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.

How do you make Kim Jong-un laugh?

How do you make Kim Jong-un laugh? Tickle his armpits!

Traffic cop to the speeding driver

I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.

Coronavirus isolation statistics joke

COVID-19 isolation statistics: confirmed cases: 0, deaths: 0, divorces: 1000.