Date: February 6, 2020
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend
Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.
MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."
Can I ask you a question? You just did.
What's the difference between a Corona Girl and Coronavirus? Coronavirus does something.