Date: February 6, 2020
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend
I work to buy a car to go to work
I know a guy who became a millionaire after buying Bitcoin. Before that, he was a billionaire.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
Boss sent me a message the other day: Send me some funny messages. I replied: I'm working right now, I will send you later. Boss: hahaha..send me another one
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.