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Valentines day is over

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Jokes Date: February 3, 2020

Well, ladies Valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.

Why did the squirrel cross the road?

Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.

Drink beer all day

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.

Stay at home jokes

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

Call me handsome

Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.

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