Date: February 3, 2020
Well, ladies Valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says "is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second cookie says "holy shit! A talking cookie
In 2020 there are the longest holidays. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays.
I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers.
If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un... We could write the North Korean Official Website.