Valentines day is over

Jokes Date: February 3, 2020

Well, ladies Valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.

Jokes Date: March 9, 2020

This is the first Moon landing of Apollo 11. But who took the pictures?...

Jokes Date: March 2, 2020

So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ...

Jokes Date: January 16, 2020

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun....

Jokes Date: February 22, 2020

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America...