Date: February 3, 2020
Well, ladies Valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again
What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.
My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.
Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.