Date: January 5, 2020
Eat under the table! You haven't underwear.
A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.
What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.
My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home.