Date: January 5, 2020
Eat under the table! You haven't underwear.
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
Which came first the chicken or the egg? The Adam rooster
I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.
To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not sluts. Sorry.
Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.