Date: January 5, 2020
Eat under the table! You haven't underwear.
Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says "is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second cookie says "holy shit! A talking cookie
My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.
In 2020 there are the longest holidays. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays.
How many apples grow on trees? All of them
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.