Date: January 5, 2020
Eat under the table! You haven't underwear.
Do you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus recently. He holds the virus hostage ever since.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson was a pedophile.