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Date: January 22, 2020
There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them both.
My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.
Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing
Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I.
"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."
A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.