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Trump to fire Fauci jokes

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Jokes Date: April 23, 2020

Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force? Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood. New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle. He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.

Chuck Norris underpants

Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)

How to get rid of the hangover

If you want to get rid of the hangover try this: Get drunk again!

I forgot to pee

Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!

Chuck Norris body

Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.

Love at first sight

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

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