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Jokes Date: April 23, 2020

Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force? Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood. New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle. He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.

Virgin Islands trip

I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them the Pregnant Islands.

COVID-19 patient zero

"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.

Trump fund the search for alien life forms

Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.