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Jokes Date: April 23, 2020

Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force? Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood. New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle. He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.

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The way to a woman's heart

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Feeding your cat a vegan diet

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