Trump to fire Fauci jokes

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Jokes Date: April 23, 2020

Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force? Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood. New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle. He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.

COVID-19 messages

Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.

Elephants speak

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.

COVID-19 puns

Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill

A fire chief died

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get into the pearly gates. He told himself, "I'm a fire chief, I'm not going to wait in line." He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in. I'm a fire chief." The angels replied, "Youll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir."While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said "CHIEF". The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was pissed and went to talk to the angels. He asked, "Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?" To which the angels replied, "You have it all wrong, sir. That's God, he just thinks he's a Fire Chief.