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Date: November 14, 2019
Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S.
How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.
Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.
Don't ask God to cure the Coronavirus. He's too busy finding you some lotto numbers.
Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!
Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.