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Jokes Date: November 14, 2019

Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The Adam rooster

Life is meaningless

Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent

Captain speaking working from home

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! This is your captain speaking. I have good news: today I am operating the plane safely from home. The bad news is that we have no approved landings due to the global pandemic and we are out of fuel.

A blonde and an Airbus A380

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

Tell me when you have orgasm

Husband asked his wife: "why don't you tell me when you have orgasm?" She replied: "because I don't like calling you at work."