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Jokes Date: November 14, 2019

Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S.

Jokes about COVID-19

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Love yourself. But, not in public

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Coronavirus cure

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COVID-19 vaccine

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COVID-19 transmission

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