Traffic cop to the speeding driver

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Jokes Date: February 10, 2020

I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.

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