Date: April 8, 2020
What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills.
My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well
News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.
Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.
Boss sent me a message the other day: Send me some funny messages. I replied: I'm working right now, I will send you later. Boss: hahaha..send me another one
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.