Date: April 8, 2020
What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills.
Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: "If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table.
A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
A man tells his wife "Here's your aspirin, my dear." Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's make love!