Date: April 8, 2020
What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills.
Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, "10, 9, 8...
What did the robbers say to Santa? Nothing, Those gifts were from parents.
I must admit, my coronavirus T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car parking.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.
"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."