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Jokes Date: April 8, 2020

What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills.

Bill Gates vaccine factory

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new vaccine factory.

Knock knock COVID-19

A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.

How do cats eat spaghetti?

How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

Life is meaningless

Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent

Chuck Norris donates blood

Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own

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