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Date: November 14, 2019
The three unwritten rules of life :
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!
Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!
So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious""
I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife. My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know that's why I'm doing it to her!
How to make money online with a single click? Click TURN OFF your computer and go to work at your job. The break is over!