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Date: November 14, 2019
Husband asked his wife: "why don't you tell me when you have orgasm?" She replied: "because I don't like calling you at work."
My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home.
This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?" I don't remember much after that.
So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.
If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer.
Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!