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Jokes Date: November 14, 2019

Husband asked his wife: "why don't you tell me when you have orgasm?" She replied: "because I don't like calling you at work."

Have a good day

My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home.

Beaten by a woman

This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?" I don't remember much after that.

International Women's Day

So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.

Pour two beers in one glass

If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer.

COVID-19 vaccine

Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!