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Jokes Date: November 14, 2019

Husband asked his wife: "why don't you tell me when you have orgasm?" She replied: "because I don't like calling you at work."

Why did you put a slug

Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

Love at first sight

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

How to become millionaire buying Bitcoin?

How to become millionaire buying Bitcoin? First, you must be a billionaire.

COVID-19 meme

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

COVID-19 quarantine

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."