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Jokes Date: February 10, 2020

Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says "is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second cookie says "holy shit! A talking cookie

I drink quite well

My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well

Single or married

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead

Hantavirus joke

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My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Toilet paper lack

What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills.