Date: February 10, 2020
Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says "is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second cookie says "holy shit! A talking cookie
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.
COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500
Knowing its International Women's Day is the only thing I know about women
Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!
So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious""
They say I have a drinking problem I find it incredibly easy to drink!