Stephen Hawking was getting smart with Chuck Norris

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Jokes Date: January 29, 2020

Have you ever wondered why Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris.

A woman reported her husband to the police

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guys photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him."Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all.

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Donald trump injecting disinfectant jokes

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