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Jokes Date: January 29, 2020

Have you ever wondered why Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris.

I forgot to pee

Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!

Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up

I don't judge people

I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.

Ashamed of what I do this weekend

I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.

I can't stop drinking

I cant stop drinking about you.