Stay at home jokes

Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new vaccine factory.

Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?

Jokes Date: March 9, 2020

I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes...

Jokes Date: April 23, 2020

Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning. This is a so-ca...

Jokes Date: January 16, 2020

I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer....

Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

If Trump remains, I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel...