Stay at home jokes

Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.

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What's the difference between a Corona Girl and Coronavirus? Coronavirus does something.

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

Jokes Date: January 8, 2020

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen....

Jokes Date: January 6, 2020

If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un... We could write the North Korean Official ...

Jokes Date: April 9, 2020

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Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife...