Date: March 26, 2020
Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next, please!
What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new vaccine factory.
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one
If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer.