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Jokes Date: March 26, 2020

Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next, please!

What did the rat say to the cat?

What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.

Chuck Norris walks on the sun

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.

My Therapist said I have a drinking problem.

My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist.

Why did you put a slug

Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

How to keep an asshole in suspense?

Do you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!

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