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Jokes Date: March 26, 2020

Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next, please!

Bill Gates vaccine factory

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new vaccine factory.

Virgin Islands trip

I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them the Pregnant Islands.

COVID-19 quarantine

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

I love chemistry

Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution. I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.

Coronavirus memes

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?

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