I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer....
Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it....
Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake....
I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television....
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