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Jokes Date: March 7, 2020

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

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COVID-19 2020 joke

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COVID-19 treatment

A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.

I don't judge people

I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.

COVID-19 husband and wife isolation jokes

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