Date: March 7, 2020
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead
Alcohol kills Coronavirus just on your hands. Don't try it on your liver.
COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 144 days
If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un... We could write the North Korean Official Website.
Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force?
Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle.
He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.
How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.