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Jokes Date: January 10, 2020

I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.

My Therapist said I have a drinking problem.

My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist.

COVID-19 vaccine

Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!

Coronavirus cure

Don't ask God to cure the Coronavirus. He's too busy finding you some lotto numbers.

Trump to fire Fauci jokes

Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force? Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood. New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle. He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.

COVID-19 memes

Don't expect a "bless you" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze.