Date: January 10, 2020
I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.
I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris
What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one