Date: January 10, 2020
I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.
Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes
Don't ask God to cure the Coronavirus. He's too busy finding you some lotto numbers.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new vaccine factory.
I work to buy a car to go to work