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Jokes Date: January 8, 2020

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

Vladimir Putin airport joke

Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.

Eat with your fingers

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!

Tell me when you have orgasm

Husband asked his wife: "why don't you tell me when you have orgasm?" She replied: "because I don't like calling you at work."

Home alone jokes

Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.

I play with my hair

I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.

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