Date: January 8, 2020
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.
How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!
Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.
Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I.
Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly COVID-19 virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but now I understand how pandemics start.