Date: January 8, 2020
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution.
I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.
I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.