Joke.games » Jokes » Say no to alcohol

Share via:

Jokes Date: January 8, 2020

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

I love chemistry

Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution. I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.

Smoking is like licking an ashtray

I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.

Coronavirus joke

The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.

Chuck Norris cobra joke

True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.

Serious relationship

I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.