Date: January 8, 2020
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force
To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not sluts. Sorry.
Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.
After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see