Date: January 8, 2020
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Husband asked his wife: "why don't you tell me when you have orgasm?" She replied: "because I don't like calling you at work."
Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.
I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.