Date: February 6, 2020
I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them the Pregnant Islands.
I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.
Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.
I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer.
News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.
COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500