Date: February 6, 2020
Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog.
How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Well, ladies Valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again
Don't expect a "bless you" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!