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Jokes Date: February 6, 2020

Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog.

Smoking is like licking an ashtray

I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.

Chuck Norris isn't real

Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on my keyboarjfjcjcndndjxucbfjdi oejebhh jdudyehsbsj

Say no to alcohol

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

Coronavirus meme

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell

COVID jokes

COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.

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