Date: February 6, 2020
Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog.
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force
Don't ask God to cure the Coronavirus. He's too busy finding you some lotto numbers.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year