Date: February 6, 2020
Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog.
I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on my keyboarjfjcjcndndjxucbfjdi oejebhh jdudyehsbsj
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell
COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.