Date: February 22, 2020
I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.
The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages.
Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.
News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So, I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.
Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus. The virus is healthy at the moment. It paid a lot for his treatment.
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one