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Jokes Date: February 22, 2020

I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.

Coronavirus symptoms

The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages. Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.

Coronavirus news

News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.

Drinking joke

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So, I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.

Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus

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Alcoholics need a drink

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