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I play with my hair

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Jokes Date: February 22, 2020

I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.

So much blood in my alcohol system

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

Alcohol is a solution

Chemistry says alcohol is a solution.

My Therapist said I have a drinking problem.

My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist.

Coronavirus symptoms

The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages. Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.

COVID-19 2020 joke

COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500

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