Date: February 22, 2020
I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.
Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?
Chemistry says alcohol is a solution.
My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist.
The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages.
Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.
COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500