Date: February 22, 2020
I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.
Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution.
I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend
The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.
Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.
Do you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!