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Jokes Date: December 4, 2019

Never make the same mistake twice. Make it three times. Be sure...

Coronavirus news

News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.

COVID-19 quarantine

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

Coronavirus COVID-19 jokes

Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning. This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20. World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.

Beaten by a woman

This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?" I don't remember much after that.

Chuck Norris walks on the sun

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.