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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

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Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson was a pedophile.

Coronavirus memes

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Smoking is like licking an ashtray

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COVID-19 Measures

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Chuck Norris walks on the sun

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.

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