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Date: January 31, 2020
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson was a pedophile.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.