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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

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Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson was a pedophile.

Alcohol is a solution

Chemistry says alcohol is a solution.

Chuck Norris walks on the sun

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.

Chuck Norris body

Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.

I forgot to pee

Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!

Boris Johnson circus talent

The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.

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