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Jokes Date: November 14, 2019

My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.

Take a bus home after you drink

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!

Chuck Norris underpants

Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)

What did the robbers say to Santa?

What did the robbers say to Santa? Nothing, Those gifts were from parents.

Eat with your fingers

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!

Chuck Norris jokes

If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un... We could write the North Korean Official Website.