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Free Mother's Day flowers

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Jokes Date: March 2, 2020

I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers.

Never make the same mistake twice

Never make the same mistake twice. Make it three times. Be sure...

My wife left a note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.

Why did you put a slug

Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

Love at first sight

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

I have a gun. Get in the van!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van!

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