Date: January 28, 2020
Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face, coz he stole his underpants.
Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: "If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table.
After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see
Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.
Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S.
The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.