Date: January 28, 2020
Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face, coz he stole his underpants.
Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning.
This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20.
World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.
What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force
Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them the Pregnant Islands.
Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I.