Date: January 28, 2020
Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face, coz he stole his underpants.
My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist.
Pandemic tips: don't get COVID-19! Wait for Hantavirus. We have information that it is an updated version.
Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.
There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them both.
Happy New Year! Welcome to 20!
I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020..
Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!