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Jokes Date: January 4, 2020

Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)

I play with my hair

I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.

Where is your husband?

Self-isolation day 100: -Where is your husband? -In the garden. -But I don't see him. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

I drink quite well

My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well

International Women's Day

So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!