Date: January 4, 2020
Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)
Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.
A man tells his wife "Here's your aspirin, my dear." Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's make love!
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.