Date: January 4, 2020
Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)
I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.
Self-isolation day 100: -Where is your husband? -In the garden. -But I don't see him. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well
So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.
How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!