Date: January 4, 2020
Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)
This is the first Moon landing of Apollo 11. But who took the pictures?
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.
Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.
I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife. My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know that's why I'm doing it to her!
COVID-19 cases by country:
Russia: Confirmed cases:0, deaths:45