Date: January 4, 2020
Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)
Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog.
I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.
Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes
How many apples grow on trees? All of them
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.