Joke.games » Jokes » What do you want for Christmas?
Date: February 13, 2020
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.
Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!
So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious""
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."
Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution.
I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.
Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning.
This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20.
World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.
COVID-19 isolation statistics: confirmed cases: 0, deaths: 0, divorces: 1000.