Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.
If Trump remains, I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel...
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend...
Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I....
Tell me a good joke! You don't get it, blonde....
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