What do you want for Christmas?
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Jokes Date: February 13, 2020
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.
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Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious""
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