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What do you want for Christmas?

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Jokes Date: February 13, 2020

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

Virgin Islands trip

I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them the Pregnant Islands.

COVID-19 immunity

How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.

My Therapist said I have a drinking problem.

My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist.

Call me handsome

Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.

Chuck Norris Can Reverse Bitcoin Transactions

Chuck Norris roundhouse kick has the power to wield control over Bitcoin protocols and can effectively block or reverse BTC transactions.

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