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Date: February 13, 2020
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.
I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them the Pregnant Islands.
How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.
My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist.
Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick has the power to wield control over Bitcoin protocols and can effectively block or reverse BTC transactions.