What do you want for Christmas?

Jokes Date: February 13, 2020

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them the Pregnant Islands.

How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.

My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist.

Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kick has the power to wield control over Bitcoin protocols and can effectively block or reverse BTC transactions.

Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill...

Jokes Date: March 4, 2020

News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could sprea...

Jokes Date: December 31, 2019

Happy New Year! Welcome to 20! I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do wi...

Jokes Date: January 30, 2020

I have 5000 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like none of them......