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Date: February 13, 2020
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.
Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus recently. He holds the virus hostage ever since.
Black olives matters. This is not a conspiracy theory. The antioxidant nutrients in black olives impede this oxidation of cholesterol, thereby helping to prevent heart disease. Olives do contain fat, but it's the healthy monounsaturated kind, which has been found to shrink the risk of atherosclerosis and increase good cholesterol.
Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.
Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands.