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Love yourself, just don't do it in public

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Jokes Date: January 30, 2020

Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior

Chuck Norris walks on the sun

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.

What did the rat say to the cat?

What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.

Donald trump injecting disinfectant jokes

On Thursday, President Trump suggested that scientists look into disinfectant as a way to destroy the coronavirus inside the body. On Friday, he said he was being sarcastic to reporters, even though he wasn't looking at reporters after being asked.

My ex-wife still misses me

My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better.

I drink quite well

My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well

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