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Date: February 6, 2020
Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.
Researchers just found a cure for cancer. Unfortunately, it's Coronavirus.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson was a pedophile.
My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.
Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.