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Love yourself. But, not in public

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Jokes Date: February 6, 2020

Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.

Coronavirus cure

Researchers just found a cure for cancer. Unfortunately, it's Coronavirus.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson was a pedophile.

COVID

My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.

Home alone jokes

Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.

What do you want for Christmas?

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

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