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Jokes Date: March 7, 2020

Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution. I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I ask you a question? You just did.

Elephants speak

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.

Michael Jackson's face

Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face, coz he stole his underpants.

Where is your husband?

Self-isolation day 100: -Where is your husband? -In the garden. -But I don't see him. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What did the rat say to the cat?

What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.