Date: November 9, 2019
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.
Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the Big Bang.
The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages.
Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.