Date: December 28, 2019
A long joke:
Husband asked his wife: "why don't you tell me when you have orgasm?" She replied: "because I don't like calling you at work."
Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning.
This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20.
World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.
Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution.
I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.
The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages.
Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.
Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.