Date: December 28, 2019
A long joke:
How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.
Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.
We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.
Never make the same mistake twice. Make it three times. Be sure...
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund