Date: December 28, 2019
A long joke:
COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500
I asked the librarian for a book on the Coronavirus. She said, "It's in Asia at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days by cargo.
Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy. The trick is to cut up the vegans into very small chunks first.
Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I.
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead