Date: January 27, 2020
Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one
Latest recommendation: don't get COVID-19! Wait for COVID-20. We have information from certain sources that it is an improved version.
The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.
Boss sent me a message the other day: Send me some funny messages. I replied: I'm working right now, I will send you later. Boss: hahaha..send me another one
Bad news for Coronavirus. It caught Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 14 days