Date: March 28, 2020
A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.
How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!
Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.
On Thursday, President Trump suggested that scientists look into disinfectant as a way to destroy the coronavirus inside the body. On Friday, he said he was being sarcastic to reporters, even though he wasn't looking at reporters after being asked.
My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home.
COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.