Date: March 28, 2020
A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.
In 2020 there are the longest holidays. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays.
Relieve stress in tough Coronavirus times. Stress makes you fat
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.