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Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.

COVID-19 holidays

In 2020 there are the longest holidays. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays.

COVID-19 pranks

Relieve stress in tough Coronavirus times. Stress makes you fat

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris cobra joke

True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.

Chuck Norris can touch this

MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.