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Knock knock COVID-19

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Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.

You love nature

Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

Single or married

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead

What did Batman say

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin!

COVID-19 puns

Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill

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