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Knock knock COVID-19

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Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.

Stephen Hawking was getting smart with Chuck Norris

Have you ever wondered why Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Why did you put a slug

Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

Life is meaningless

Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent

Free Mother's Day flowers

I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers.

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