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Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!

COVID-19 transmission

Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.

Donald trump injecting disinfectant jokes

On Thursday, President Trump suggested that scientists look into disinfectant as a way to destroy the coronavirus inside the body. On Friday, he said he was being sarcastic to reporters, even though he wasn't looking at reporters after being asked.

Have a good day

My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home.

COVID jokes

COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.

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