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I don't judge people

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Jokes Date: November 15, 2019

I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.

Coronavirus joke

The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.

Breathing trouble

Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

Valentine's day flower shop

If it is not Valentine's day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?

Get drunk and scream

I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.

COVID-19 patient zero

"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."

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