Hair And Bald Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Hair and bald jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

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If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?On clipper ships.... more

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Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?... more

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Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "... more

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Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ?Sharon: No, why ?Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.... more

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Knock KnockWhos there !Barber !Barber who ?Barberd wire !... more

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Look at that bald man over there. Its the first time Ive seen a parting with ears.... more

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My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When hes finished, your face is full of short cuts.... more

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Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearan... more

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Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.... more

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Teacher: I see you dont cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.... more

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The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the childrens parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy... more

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There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed... more

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two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a tra... more

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What do you call a high-priced barber shop?A clip joint.... more

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What do you call a pen with no hair ?A bald point !... more

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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?A fair cop !... more

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What do you call a proton with big hair? A froton.... more

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What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!... more

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?Permanent waves !... more

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.... more

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?Radio waves !... more

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What kind of hair do oceans have ?Wavy !... more

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What should you buy if your hair falls out ?A good vacuum cleaner !... more

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What side of a monster has more hair ?The outside !... more

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Whats a barbers favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.... more

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Whats your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.... more

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?When your bald !... more

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.... more

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Why did the bald man go outside ?To get some fresh hair !... more

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).... more