Computer Jokes Category:

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I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more

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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more

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If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more

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Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?... more

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Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more

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Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more

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Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more

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Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more

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Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more

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My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more

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My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, Ive never heard it get thrown out a window before.... more

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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more

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One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more

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One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction... more

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Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more

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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more

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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more

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Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more

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Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more

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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more

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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more

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Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more

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Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more

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Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more

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Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more

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Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more

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Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more

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Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more

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Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more